Tool Box Fiasco!!!

I have decided that I need a tool box to help organize my collection of tools which is gradually increasing each DIY home improvement I attempt (attempt is the key word here people!) I want a sturdy metal tool box, just like the one my Dad has, except instead of the usual red, I WANT MINE TO BE PINK!

Too my great disappointment, it is nearly impossible to find a decent pink tool box. I did research on this my friends, and came up short, at least in North America I did. All the ones I found on the Internet were these cheap plastic ones full of pink tools that would break after one use.

You might as well forget showing up to your local hardware store with such a demand. They just look at you like you have six heads and point you to the red and green ones or offer to do your home improvements for you providing that you supply beer and prance around in your cutest outfits. YUCK! No thanks fat hardware guy, I'd rather do it myself. At least that way I know it will get done properly sans the sexual harassment from the ball-scratching fat guy. (Aside: I am fully aware that not all hardware people are fat sexual harassers and certainly hope no slim, fit, uncreepy hardware people where harmed in the writing of this blog.)

Anyway, the point of this blog is that I did fine one online so I wanted to share it with you all. The link is http://www.brightfungifts.com/pink-toolbox.html and it's every girls/gay males/males who are comfortable with their feminine sides dream come true.

Here it is, Pink Dream. Must have!!


Don't get suckered into buying the cheap alternative my friend, it is an insult to the DIYers of the female persuasion, as well as those listed in the above paragraph.

This is the evil, insulting plastic tool box. It actually looks more like a sewing box than anything. At least it comes full of tools, but like I said, they don't look too sturdy. It is a much cheaper alternative to Pink Dream however.

So, as soon as I a) find the money to buy Pink Dream for myself
b) mysteriously receive Pink Dream from a random yet handsome stranger
c) not so mysteriously receive Pink Dream for Christmas from a caring family member/friend who reads my blog
my DIY days will be full of joy!!!!

Later,
Skinnylegsandall

(Any subtle hints found in this blog are completely unintentional, sort of. buy me a pink tool box, what?)